how to get laid

wartortles:

1. light-up heelys

edens-blog:

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

he is REAL

madeofbutts:

*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell 6  6  6*

*pulls out sharpie and makes it 69  69  69*

(Source: lowsun)

nyannerz:

twistedthroughtime:

nyannerz:

evnw:

concepthuman:

remember when we were all excited for Sailor Moon Crystal

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Remember when people fucking forgot that animation, regardeless of dimension has fucking inbetween frames that will always look ridiculous as heck?

of course inbetween frames look weird, but if they’re drawn poorly then it just looks shitty as a whole lmao, that’s not how nice fluid animation works
btw these weren’t “inbetween frames”:
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i am in physical pain

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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When someone walks slower than me:
omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me:
jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me:
who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops