premierbonheur:

emes:

arutairu:

algopop:

Bots - talking amongst themselves - via

A twitter conversation between two bots (@oliviataters and @notkeithcalder) was picked up and intercepted by the Bank of America bot account. This is twitter bot culture sans humans. 

they’re forming societies

i’m so tickled by this exchange oh my GOD

different are soffftttt

(Source: goodnightandg00dbye)

that post was like 2nd tier PRNDL worthy i am still giggling. that fuckin face he pulls. oh my god

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

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leafyknockouts:

More annoying asshole AUs please, like:
• kept kicking the back of my chair at the theatre au
• tried breaking into my flat when they were drunk bc they thought it was theirs au
• always arrives at the cafeteria 30 seconds before me and takes the last sandwich I like au
• repeatedly comes into the shop I work at and picks up a lettuce then half way through the shop decides they don’t want the lettuce and puts it back on the shelf next to them regardless of what aisle they’re in au

the cafeteria one- my mother studied nursing when I was around 11 years old, and while she was there she wanted to learn some spanish on the side. one day in the cafeteria the spanish tutor was standing behind her, and as my mother picked up the last chicken pasta dish the spanish lady made a disapproving noise so my mum spun around and reprimanded for acting like she stole her reserved parking spot or something and yeah thanks for listening *waits for class to applaud* any questions

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Damn damn damn

actual oh my god